What this site stores

There are no analytics, no advertising, and no third-party trackers on this site. This page lists everything it does keep.

The whole list

• What you ask the agent90 days

  The question, the length of the answer, and whether the agent declined it. Simon reads these to find out what his own site fails to explain. The answers themselves are not stored.

• A rotating visitor code90 days

  Stored beside each question so six questions from one visitor look like one conversation rather than six strangers. It is a one-way hash of your IP address and the date, cut to twelve characters, and it changes every midnight UTC. Your IP address is not stored with it, and the code cannot be turned back into one.

• Your details, if you give them24 months

  Name, email, and whatever else you type into the form the agent puts up — company, the role — along with the conversation you had before it. Simon reads it and replies himself.

• Contact form messagesUntil deleted

  What you send from the contact page: your message and your reply address. Kept until Simon deletes it.

• A daily counter, briefly48 hours

  The agent allows fifteen questions per visitor per day, which means counting. The counter is filed under your IP address and deletes itself after two days. Nothing else is filed under it, and it is never read except to check the count.

Where it goes

Everything above sits in Cloudflare, in a database only Simon can open. The site sends no email; nothing here is passed to a mailing list, a CRM, an advertiser, or a data broker, and none of it is sold.

Your question is sent to Cloudflare's Workers AI, which runs the model that writes the answer. It does not go to OpenAI, Anthropic, or Google. Cloudflare also runs the bot check under the form — that is their privacy policy, and it sets no tracking cookie.

The one cookie this site sets is the login for Simon's own inbox page. Visitors never receive it.

The resume

It is not published here and the site will not send it to you. If you ask the agent for it, it asks who is asking, and Simon sends it himself once he has read the conversation. Nobody gets it anonymously, and nobody gets it automatically.

Having it deleted

Email [email protected] and say what to delete. Simon does it by hand, usually the same day. He will not ask you to prove anything beyond replying from the address in question.

Last updated 8 August 2026. If this page and the site ever disagree, the site is the bug.